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{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}

{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}

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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

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