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Nokia 5100 is a Nokia GSM mobile phone model that was announced on 4 November 2002 and released in early 2003.

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The Star of Valencia is a 1933 German drama film directed by Alfred Zeisler and starring Liane Haid, Peter Erkelenz and Ossi Oswalda. It was made in Mallorca, at the same time as a French-language version The Star of Valencia directed by Serge de Poligny.

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