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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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Jean Teulère is a French equestrian and Olympic champion. He won a team gold medal in eventing at the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, and finished 4th in the individual contest.
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Irek Ishmukhametovich Yalalov is a Russian politician who serves as Russian Federation Senator from Bashkortostan since 2018. Yalalov served as Mayor of Ufa from 2012 to 2018 and Minister of Housing and Communal Services of Bashkortostan from 2010 to 2011. Prior to that, he was a local politician.
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